My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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