Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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