have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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