i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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