Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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