I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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