We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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