One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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