I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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