When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I wish i was in the wii world.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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