a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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