just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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