I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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