i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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