is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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