Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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