who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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