My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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