Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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