There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
