i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
