"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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