She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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