tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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