Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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