is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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