so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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