Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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