So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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