You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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