Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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