You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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