Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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