I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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