We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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