And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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