I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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