I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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