I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
