I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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