It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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