I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
