by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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