So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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