is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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