Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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