Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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