Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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