we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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