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(919): View more from North Carolina

The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

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(314): View more from Missouri

No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.

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(361): View more from Texas

Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".

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(601): View more from Mississippi

K. On the way. I need a drink.

(904): View more from Florida

Like a drink drink or like water?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Have we met?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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(716): View more from New York

You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am

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