Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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